Oh, er, ehem, well...

Since it is part of my profession I know that this is not what You think it is. (If You didn't think You might like to ask mum or dad - they will be happy to give You an answer on that one.) Because the contents of this page is my responsibility I will not continue... Have a drink instead!

Virgin Mary

Pour 12 cl of tomato juice and 2 cl of lemon juice in a glass with crushed ice or ice cubes, add spices like salt, pepper, Tabasco or Worcestersauce according to Your taste. Some people add 5 to 8 cl of Vodka, but then You don't call it Virgin any more... (see above)